SPACKLER

I ALWAYS GO FOR GUYS

WITH HUGE CHIPS

IN THEIR SHOULDERS!

i yell out across the warm brown bar.

I THINK OH NO PROBLEM

I CAN FIX THAT!

WE'LL JUST SPACKLE OVER IT

WITH CUM!

my companions

drop their heads in their hands

like a guillotine falling

IT NEVER WORKS!

DONT TRY IT!

i drink some beer to try and stop myself

LIKE- IM AN EXPERIENCED

SPACKLER YOU GUYS.

IT DOES NOT WORK.