what did you do last night?

last night i watched my manager blow 200 dollars on coke that he stole from the drawer and get high and spend half the night tellin my coworker how much he cared about her and how nuthin had changed since they last banged. this was after his girlfriend, the other manager, had gone home to bed. coworker friend and i drove home in a seatbelt-less car while i listened to her cry her driving was excellent despite her drunkeness but still we got pulled over for goin 55 in a 35. he saw how pretty she was and let us go. i slept on her couch for three hours next to six or seven empty bowls. i wouldve cleaned them but they were already clean. i wasnt high i wasnt happy i wasnt drunk when i fell asleep. my two broken toenails scraped painfully against the fleece blanket all three hours of the night.

how was yours?