GO GET EGGS AND BACON AND FIX THIS.

something feels like shit. what is it?
hangover? no. check.
you have beautiful feet.
weed hangover? no. thoughts clear.
did we drop that acid yesterday? no.
still got that. yes.
you're the best kisser ive ever kissed.
definitely smoked too many cigarettes.
rolled with pipe tobacco.
throat is swollen.
but no coughing, no itching.
right on. smoked too much.
something else.
oh yeah probably the whiney submissive way
i reacted to that beautiful boy
who gave me nothing but positive energy
over a 12-hour period
and cried repeatedly and implied
that i needed to be in a relationship.
LIES!
yeah that was bad.
i was worn out.
i think youre the first real woman
ive ever been this close to.
FUCK.
hungry? check.
ok, go get eggs and bacon
and FIX THIS.