J/K

went across the street for a shot of jack and came back

handed a ten to the man who looked like a stoned american jesus

shake my hand he said

and mickey laughed

by the time he was done laughing

they had shaken hands so fast

i had missed it

mickeys eyes have a perfect glazed-over 

goldfish 

disguise

i hear forks and knives

coming from the neighbors houses

dinnertime

i fry up turkey bacon

and blueberry pancakes 

in beer

he says dear facebook, 

i hate my girlfriend's cooking

j/k.